Sunday, April 22, 2007
help Get Mike Fit
Get Mike Fit
If you go to that link, you will be able to see all the details of what I am talking about. Please be sure to read the First Post. It will explain where I'm coming from and where I am going.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
I'd watch it
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Disturbia
The Previews -
Resident Evil: Extinction - This trailer started off as a Las Vegas commercial and then it started to pan back. The commercial was on the MGM grand marquee and it slowly panned back to reveal a dust covered beat down Las Vegas Strip. The further it panned back, the more it revealed of the post-apocolyptic strip. I was getting gitty, I loved post apocolytpic movies, I live for them. Postman? I loved it. It kept going further and further out until it reached space and showed a satellite. On one of the solar panels was the Umbrella logo. I about jumped out of my seat cheering. They then cut to a Milla shot of her in tight shorts and loaded with guns. A bunch of action shots followed. I'm so going to this show, even if I have to go by myself.
28 weeks later - This is a sequel to the movie 28 weeks. A zombie movie set in England. The film is kinda shot "roughly" but I enjoyed it anyway. This one looks a bit more polished, so I'm going to see this one too. Nothing like a good zombie flick.
Transformers - I've seen this trailer but it was still good. Shai LeBouf is in this and it was recently announced that he will be in the new Indiana Jones movie as well. This is a Michael Bay film so I can expect nonstop action. I hope that it overshadows the fact that Bumblebee is a Camero.
Feature Presentation - *SPOILER ALERT*
I went into this movie expecting Texas Chainsaw Massacre and I got The Hand That Rocks The Cradle. It was suspenceful. I didn't care for Carrie Anne Moss's performance, but though that David Morse and Shai both did a good job. It did take more than a while to get going and it seemed like all the big action happened in the last 15 minutes or so. There were a couple of great cut away scenes that drew views down long hallways with the bad person coming into view or a lot of bad person emerges from the shadows shots. *ULTRA SPOILER ALERT* The bad guy didn't get up for a second try. I initially felt kind of annoyed that he didn't but then again, this really wasn't a big hack/slash type movie. It is a typical suspence type move, but they didnt' pull it. Also, when you go into these types of movies, you tend to (at least I do) try to pick up on little stuff that they'll tell you towards the beginning that you'll need to know in a time of dire need. They did a good job of going back to one of these tidbits and it was good that it wasn't the ultimate "out". I personally thought that they ran the "why didn't they try this" trick in the end by glossing over an obvious "out". Let's see if you can guess what it is.
So in the end I wasn't that scared. Maybe I'm just getting more used to movies like this. I can thanks Kyle and Evan for that. I was more scared when I came home to an empty 2 story house with the wind whistling and it being dark out. Not..a...fan.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
mmmm....meat

First off, Props to Mr. Jay Webb. The man put together a group and made the reservations. He also chose a pretty damn good restaraunt.
Last weekend, we went to Fogo E Brasa for a dinner with friends. It was great to see my friends again. I missed some people that should have been there like Clark (sorry about the tooth) and Pup (obviously poker is more important than your friends.....tool). Those that were there, Jay, Steve, Mike Bahr and Stephanie, Webba and Krissy P...err Kristen, Dan, and of course Marnie.
We ate lots of meat. They have an appetizer bar with salad, egg salad, pot stickers, fried cheese, etc. Then the meat comes. They bring out skewer after skewer of meat and they cut you off a piece. Top sirloin, sausages, chicken, tri-tip, etc. It's sooo good. They got us with charging for desert, but whatever. It was good food and good people. I had a ton of fun and want to thank everyone that went.
Nice job Jay, nice job.
Friday, April 06, 2007
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
All Is Right In The World
Sunday, April 01, 2007
Guess Who's Not an Amatuer anymore
Boston (Anthony Shaheen) and I won a PTQ in San Diego today. It was a two-headed giant qualifier and we did it, only losing 1 game all day. Here are a couple strats that we employed, that are probably unorthodox.
- Dominant Head -
I was tabbed friday afternoon for Anthony's partner because his previous partner tapped out. I accepted, but under 1 stipulation, I wouldn't be making any meaningful decisions. This was, of course, OK with Anthony. He made the decks, each turn, he analyzed the play and we made it, he drafted both our decks for Top 4 with little to no imput from me. With the exception of like 2 occurances, I did exactly what he told me. We felt this worked because in magic, there are usually alpha-type players. They feel they have a plan and they feel their plan is best so they want to fight for it. We were always on Anthony's plan so there was never, go down road A, stop halfway, go down road B and then never put anything meaningful together. We also felt we got at least 2 wins from our opponent's faltering and doing this. Sure, we got a lot crookeyes when Anthony was making every single call and I did what he told me too, but we won.
I think if more "casual" type players that could just as easily turn dudes sideways and don't have a super ego were paired with more experienced players, I think those teams would qualify more.
So there you have it, we Q'ed. I will officially no longer be a Magic Amatuer after Pro Tour San Diego. I'm pretty excited.
Monday, March 26, 2007
Know What I Hate about ADD?
Yea...I hate that.
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Chapter 1
The alarm blares in my ear and I reach over to turn it off. I grab the cell phone and attempt to go through the motions, the alarm is still blaring. I sit up and continue to fiddle with the alarm on my cell phone. The siren dissipates as it goes by the house down the street. I slump over and stare of my phone and toss it aside. It misses the nightstand and falls to the floor. I think to myself, "Man, what a gyp. Sometimes it sucks to live in Oceanside." I swing my feet around and wipe my eyes. I find the remote to the TV and turn off the music channel. Hey, what do you want from me, it helps me sleep at night. I pay a flat rent, so it's covered in the money I fork over each month. I curl my toes on the rug and attempt to stand up. Obviously, I lose my balance and sit back down on the bed. There are some days when it's good to be just 29 years old and then there are those days that it's bad to be 400+ pounds of fun. I bet you can guess what today is. I tiptoe through the clothes strewn about all over the floor and bang my knee on the computer table as I make my way for the bedroom door. The sun is shining through the curtains as I open my bedroom door and make a beeline for the bathroom.
I'm on the first floor of a two story, 3 bedroom home right at the top of the hill before the Valley. It's good rent and my roomates are nice. I never see them, so that is what probably makes it work out better. Nobody appears to be up yet, which is no surprise for a Saturday morning. The roomies like to party sometimes, nothing wrong with that. I finally make it to the bathroom and close the door behind me. The sun is glaring through the tiny window above the shower. I shield my eyes and attempt to make sure it all gets in the toilet. I wipe my eyes one more time and glance over at the sink. What the hell? There is blood all over the inside of the sink. Not a small amount of blood either, this was a fair amount of blood, just spashed everywhere, including some on the mirror. What the heck is going on here. I finish my business, flush and head back to my room. I peer out of the small hallway between the bedroom and the bathroom, nobody is around. I'm going to get to the bottom of this. I was told this is my bathroom and that the traffic would be kept to a minimum. Where did all that blood come from? Did someone get hurt? I toss some shorts and my Reebok sleeveless T-shirt on and re-emerge, looking for answers. There is blood on the front door handle and a trail of blood leading to the kitchen. Nothing good can come of this. As I enter the kitchen, the water is running and the sliding glass door is busted. There is plenty of blood near the broken glass. This must be where it all came from. The party got to rowdy last night and someone fell through, or perhaps put through, the sliding glass door. I guess they haven't had time to clean it up. The blood trail leads right out to the garage. I reach for the door handle and open the door. I can't believe what I am seeing.
There, right in front of me, are my two roomates, Shawna and Dee, eating the other roommate, Dee's husband, Aaron. They are devouring him by hand. Blood and entrails strewn about the garage floor next to the car he was restoring. They are kneeling over him, gorging themselves. I choke back a gag reflex, covering my mouth. I guess it wasn't quiet enough, both of their heads snap to me. Their green glowing eyes staring right through me, with pieces of the inside of Aaron in their hands. Shawna screams at me at the top of her lungs and lunges towards me. The blood curdling scream snapped me back into reality. I slammed the door and threw the deadbolt to locked right as she slammed into it. What the hell was going on? Has the world gone mad? I fall to the floor, slipping on the still wet blood that is covering the the kitchen floor. It's like an ice skating rink, I turn over, attempt to get my feet under me and scamper back to my room. I quickly slam the door behind me and push the computer desk in front of the door. I stop a minute to control my breathing, I am practically gasping for every breath. I fumble for my phone and dial my wife, Marnie. No answer, I scream some sort of garbage into the phone, the only discernable words being "call me as soon as possible". Where do I go from here. I pull back the curtains just enough to see out the window. They are everywhere. People walking with blank stares, seemingly mindless. A woman runs down the street screaming. The neighbor appears from behind the bushes and tackles her. Her screams are drowned out as he begins to tear into her flesh. A few other "people" emerge from down the street and they begin to rip her limb from limb. I had to get out of here...I had to get to Arizona to Marnie.
Friday, March 23, 2007
Mah Top 5
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
New Hire

Sunday, March 18, 2007
Grats!
Friday, March 09, 2007
Go Tell a Spartan
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
YO JOE
I'm excited already. I think Mark Wahlberg would make a great Duke. The thing that I'm concerned about is the "prequal"ness of the proposed plot. I hope there will be plenty of action, with just a little bit of scheming.
Monday, March 05, 2007
April 23rd????? Noooooo!!!!!!
Friday, March 02, 2007
Top 5 Baddies
5. Nurse Mildred Ratched - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
4. Simon Phoenix - Demolition Man
3. Darwin and Minerva Mayflower - Hudson Hawk
2. Lo Pan - Big Trouble in Little China
1. Zorg - The Fifth Element
- I mean c'mon, did you really expect anyone else to show up as #1?
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
You know it's time to shave your head when...
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Thank You
Friday, February 23, 2007
Rich Get Richer
Which brings me to the next point. I have no sympathy for people who aren't mentally or physically prepared for this game. That whiny Emo chick that had to leave, well, maybe she shouldn't have come in the first place. I realize the guy that fell in the fire had to be medivac'ed out, so I don't bare any ill will towards him, but Papa Smurf, that's a different story. Yes, you are older. Did you prepare for this show? I mean, I don't think I would go on the show unless I had some preparations going in so I wouldn't have health problems, etc. Maybe it's from the cracked rib when he fell on the slippery stuff...who knows. The medical team didn't find anything wrong with him.
As for picking a horse, I don't feel comfortable yet. I can tell you it's not going to be Rocky. That guy is waay to cocky and arrogant to make it far in this game. Right now I'm leaning towards Alex or Mookie.
Monday, February 19, 2007
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Friday, February 09, 2007
Me and the honey
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Random Picture
Grandma's Boy
This movie is pretty dang funny. Other than the gratutious drug references and actual scenes of smoking pot, this movie will probably crack my top 100 list. The main reason being is that the main character works as..get this...a game designer. He works for a fictious company called Brainasium. There are a lot of similarities in this movie to a number of people that I work with or have worked with in the past.
I laugh everytime I watch it and thoroughly enjoy it. I'll let you try and guess who I think is who from the movie.
Grandma's Boy on IMDB
Sunday, January 28, 2007
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
The Hills at night
I watched it....all of it. A buddy of mine gave a review on it and he was pretty spot on about most of it. The dropping of the gun next to the "dead" bad guy was terrible. I actually thought it was the married sister who seemed to be the level headed one was going to be the survivor. The blowing away of the mother, the fire scene, the dude waking up after taking one in the head were all pretty good "holy freaking crap" scenes. The rest of it was pretty predictible. I don't think it was as bad as Mr. Heimlich's...err sorry, Dr. Heimlich (Yea I know you didn't go to years of doctor school to be referred as mister) assessment.
Speaking of which, I don't think I would have been able to sit down and watch this movie (despite my heart beating out of my chest) without the expertise of Kyle/Evan. They sat me down in October a couple years ago and it was " a scary movie a night". This was the first time I've seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Halloween, etc.
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Freaking Quasimoto
That's pretty much what it feels like to have the gout.
Friday, January 19, 2007
Keeper League - Baseball
C Kenji Johjima SEA
DH David Ortiz BOS
2B Jeff Kent LA
Aramis Ramirez CHC
Miguel Tejada BAL
Carl Crawford TB
Ken Griffey Jr CIN
Magglio Ordonez DET
Austin Kearns WAS
Adam Laroche ATL
Tom Glavine NYM
Kyle Lohse CIN
John Maine NYM
Joe Saunders ANA
Bobby Jenks CHW
Brad Lidge HOU
Takashi Saito LA
Jason Varitek BOS
Carlos Guillen DET
Randy Johnson ARI
Cliff Lee CLE
Jared Weaver ANA
Dontrelle Willis FLA
These are the ones that I am thinking of keeping for this season -
SP John Maine
SP Dontrelle Willis
RP Brad Lidge
DH David Ortiz (ugh)
LF Carl Crawford
What do you think?
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Sunday, January 07, 2007
First Loss
Thursday, January 04, 2007
My thoughts go out
He/she has to wear an eye patch though, which is kinda humorous. I hope he/she gets better and my thoughts go out to him/her.
2007 is here and I tried something new
Fast forward to today. We all head to Sushi Taisho for lunch. I get the chicken teriyaki bowl and start eyeing Kibler's roll when it shows up. I talk to Danny about it and I decide that I am ready to go and give it a try.
I had the following -
Zig Zag RollSpicy snow crab soft shell crab avocado & cream cheese wrapped in soy paper and a Ninja RollSpicy tuna double-wrapped seaweed lightly fried in panko and dressed w/eel sauce. Just a couple pieces of each. Not to shabby, I am looking forward to the next time we go.
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Dirt Bikes and cahwazy drivers
Upon my trips, I go by the sand dunes right outside of Yuma...twice. Once going to AZ and then coming back. Since I tend to travel during peak travel times, there is a lot of "dune traffic". I have an opinion about who these types of people are (yes, I am one to jump to quick assumptions about stereotypes). They drive these big RVs, toying a rack of bikes/4-wheelers/golf carts that are jackedup 6+ inches with mag wheels on them. They also drive them like they are the pickup trucks.
One in particular. It was a newer SUV. It cut me off coming on the highway from Gordon's Well. I was going at a pretty quick clip. I get over in the fast lane and let him on with no issues, but then he swerves into my lane almost immediately. I slam on my breaks and swerve into the other lane. Thankfully there was no one there. He pulls up along side of me, his buddy laughs at me and flips me off. I speed up to get away from them and they speed up. I slow down and they keep on going.
I curse them, but then I'm ok, they are gone and I'm back on the straight and narrow back to Cali. I pick them up again coming off an El Centro on ramp. They don't do anything this time, but there is another white Mitsubishi Galant keeping up with me and we blow by the SUV. He doesn't give chase until the hills (right around the Golden Acorn). He's playing cat and mouse with traffic and not getting anywhere. Traffic starts to get heavier than it already was and then it happened. He cuts of the Galant in front of me and slams on his breaks (to the point of smoke). The Galant in front of me does the same and I do the same, he and I have to swerve left into the rumble-bumps in order to miss the SUV. There was no traffic in front of the SUV. I almost lost my lunch. I was going to get out of the car but the SUV sped away. The Galant and I gave chase. The SUV exited and the Galant in front of me followed it. I hope he kicked the crap out of them.
They had a sticker on the back of the window that said "Desert Rats like it dirty". I hate Dirt bikers.
Monday, January 01, 2007
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE
As for my last post of 2o06, the year was certainly interesting. I found a new job, same career. Something that I love doing and I think that I'm not too shabby at (even though some other people think that I'm not good at it). I am still married and I love my wife Marnie and our two dogs. But let's not look at the past, let's look to the future.
In the coming days, I will be posting interviews of people some people that I know and that know me (friends and family). I did a bit of camera work over the break. Did a couple of interviews and I am going to post them to my blog along with what I think/feel about the person. I didn't get a chance to do everyone that I would have liked to do, but it is an ongoing project and I hope to continue it, especially for people that I haven't had a chance to get that I should absolutely interview before our time is up.
Again....happy new year and may your 2007 be as good, if not better than your 2006.
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Pursuit of a Quicker Movie
A couple of buddies and I went and saw Pursuit of Happyness last night. After getting over the fact that I haven't been to see a movie in awhile and price of admission here is $9.75, I settled in to watch what I felt was a feel good story.
I wasn't disappointed. Will Smith's character keeps getting knocked down left and right and he keeps pursuing his dream. There are some inconsistencies in the movie, but I guess they had to fudge some stuff in order to embellish some of the miracle. It was rather long or the pacing was off, one of those is true.
I think Will Smith and the boy who played his son both did a good job in the acting department. There were a few heart wrenching scenes.
Although, I don't know why he just didn't go and get a job at a fast food place, I mean if he was really that poor, there are ways to make money.
NOTE - if you are in the Westfield Mall at Plaza Camino Real, don't tell someone to meet you in front of Macy's. Evidently there are two of them.
Congratulations!!!
Originally, when I read this, I thought that it was a pretty cheap way of getting out of actually naming someone. However, I read the entire article and read a couple other pieces about the story (including viewing some photoshopped pictures of there being porn on the guy's monitor). I think that it's a good choice. There have been a lot of contributions via the Web and new businesses/ideas sprouting up left and right. Most of the time the people are being seen and heard of because of the World Wide Web.
So revel in your new found celebrity, I know I will.
Sunday, December 17, 2006
He'll win, Yul see
Saturday, December 16, 2006
Finally watched it
I finally caught this movie on one of the movie channels tonite. I had some thoughts about this movie like everyone else, but I would like to think that I am more open minded than that. When this movie started I thought the pace was going to be rather slow. It wasn't as bad as I thought it was. This movie made me feel something, I don't know the exact feelings that it invoked, but I definitely had some sort of thoughts going on. I can see why it was nominated for the awards. Both actors did a fine job.
Girard Towers here I come!
Now to make my blog more appealing so I get more visitors.
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Oh...I'll invoke

I got to play some board games last night. Well, it was just one board game. Me, TBS, YIP, and JeffLui all played a couple games of Ra (after some hardcore NBA Live07 action).
I ran the dirt route of old and that did me well in game 1 and I took it home (well that and a full arc of schtuff when there was only 1 head spot left). Game 2 I didn't do to well, there was no water and my 9 dirt were left hanging in the 3rd arc.
It was good to be gaming again. I can't wait to bust out the Puerto Rico, I've been jonsing.
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Saturday, December 09, 2006
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Monday, December 04, 2006
Are you on the List?
My power of sarcasm and the ability to send anyone packing on a guilt trip is unmatched.
However, it is unclear that I am a good guy or a bad guy.
I really can't wait until 1/22.
Saturday, December 02, 2006
PTQ it is...
PTQ stands for Pro Tour Qualifer. It is a qualifying event for an upcoming Magic:theGathering Pro Tour event. The qualifier today was for Pro Tour Geneva happening some time next year. If a person wins, they get a paid plane ticket there and an invite.
The event today is being held at the Coasta Mesa Women's Club where most of LA's PTQs have been held since...well, forever. There were 108 players, I finished 5-2 and that was good enough for 11th place.
I was handed a Foil Jaya, Plague Sliver, Treskavus, double Grapeshot, double Rift Bolt and some dudes. I made the mistake of running 6 blue cards instead of just the Ephramon and the Kracken. I think the Ancestral was calling to me and I wasn't disciplined enough to say no. I boarded into 4 more solid r/b dudes during games 2 and 3. I made a play error that cost me the match in my first lost and just got run over for my second match.
I got 9 packs for being "first runner up billy prize" and the Jaya can probably net me around 20 beans on teh ebay.
Not too bad, I've learned from the mistakes I made.
Friday, December 01, 2006
Weekend Plans?
- Get the oil changed - the tires also need to be rotated, I'm about 1k miles over the time that I should have gotten it changed and it might be good because it's getting chilly in SoCal.
- PTQ it - there is a PTQ Geneva this weekend in LA at Coasta Mesa. A buddy of mine is planning on going and I was thinking about hitting it up. I dig me a limited PTQ event, especially since I'm aspiring to be a better Magic player.
- Level Geewon - He is my Tauren Druid on Anvilmar. I have a buddy who plays there (different buddy) and with the sort of dis-assembling of BlakOgre Clan, I kinda have some free time in WoW.
- Clean mah room - it is in bad need of a good cleaning. It doesn't stink or anything, but there are like 27490948 Propel bottles strewn about the place.
- Do nothing - yep, as usual, do absolutely nothing, just watch the netflix that came (a hot husband/wife spy comedy, a boat capsizing, a story about how there is a map on the back of the declaration of independence). So exiciting.
All of them have their negatives as well (bored waiting for car to get done, having connection issues still with WoW, kind of a long drive to Coasta Mesa, cleaning requires effort, etc).
I think the front runner is going to the PTQ. We'll see...
Monday, November 27, 2006
Memory Lane - Part 1
Fragments - Tom Lischke
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Props to the Lischkes on T-day
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Girard goes to GenCon Socal 2006
We win Gracie, we win. - Harry Stamper - Armageddon.
This is my first SoCal event and it was pretty small (compared to the other conventions I've been to). I haven't conned in over a year and I got wrecked physically. So I wanted to apologize to the guys that I was supposed to go out and have fun with, I just couldn't move after each day.
UDE's tournament area was full all weekend. The Dragon was slayed just once, but there was a steady stream of competitors looking to take her down. There were 26 more people in the Beginner's Sealed Deck than the Dream Machine Challenge. The place was packed and soo much new blood in the industry. The Vs. Pro Circuit still had a healthy amount of people (same number as last year) and Yu gi oh had like 600+. World of Warcraft TCG was the talk of the convention and everyone that I talked to loved it. It was cool to see people continue to tweak their decks to try and beat Onyxia.
R&D 1 - True Dungeon 0
I was the Bard and I sang it up.
It was good to see everyone that I did; Evan, Beal, Seth and his crew, Trevor, Peiper, Schoe, Ray, Kelly, Adam, Mr. Bond, Bits. It was not good to see Charles Hickey, that guy is an ass.
In Arizona this week...
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Heroes Fan and you like spoilers???
They spoiled on IMDB who the actor is that is playing Sylar. I must say that I don't think I have ever seen this actor ever play a good guy. It is debatable if he is evil in a movie that came out a couple years ago where there was a tcg based on said movie.
Could I be more vague?
Monday, November 13, 2006
Heroes - 11/13
now that you've stopped laughing. I was promised some big stuff this week and I got a Sylar Jedi Mind Trick, a not-so-dead waitress, a "suggestive" hot chick, the "good" side of the dad and a missing Hiro. It was pretty full of stuff, but I'm not as keen on the Mohinder part of the story I guess.
Next week, we get to save the cheerleader and in turn, save the world....OR DO WE??!??!?!?!
Sunday, November 12, 2006
FOX Sunday Lineup
The Simpsons - Had a trailer for the new movie, sorry, it was a teaser. It was a funny teaser though.
American Dad - I thought the 2 Fast 2 Furious joke was pretty damn funny. I remember having street racing days in high school. That and they spoofed up World of Warcraft without having to pay some royalties. At least WoW isn't as blatant as the cartoon portrayed with the obvious ways to kill the monster.
Family Guy - Wow, this is probably one of the funniest Family Guys I have ever seen. Stewie laid it on sooo thick and even Lois got in some good jabs. The bit about the change in voice pitch was pretty good as well. Sometimes there is a little bit of that going on with some people I know.
The War at Home - It has an emo chick and some funny "bedroom" issues. The mom is hot too.
It was sort of a "what would Mike Girard like to laugh at" kind of night on Fox. Zune.net looks interesting as well. It was a nice way to complete a weekend that was packed with about 15 hours worth of Star Wars. I need to get out more.
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Just couldn't get enough
Friday, November 10, 2006
Cinemax is running the taunts
It's in freaking full screen!! Talk about getting pwned. If it's one thing that I learned at Casa de Heuer, wide screen >>> full screen.
The extended pod race was pretty darn cool, they should have included everything in the first place. It makes his win seem more gratifying and less random.
*shakes the fist at Cinemax*
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Pwned for being Diplomatic
This is my 2nd game. The first one I was Russia and Turkey and I made a good deal and we were dominating when the game broke up and this one started (too many people went AWOL).
In this game, I agreed to stay out of GAL and Austria would help me into RUM then in CON. This is a snapshot of Spring 1902.

Everything was going well. I continued to press for Norway and was planning on helping Germany into Norway for them giving me Sweden. Then this happened -

Yea...I got pwned by Germany/Austria. I couldn't recover.
Monday, November 06, 2006
Heroes - 11/6
I think that goateed Ali Larter could kick my ass.
Whoa...two marks on the shoulder. Radioactive hands and the cop have it so far.
- Save the Cheerleader, save the world.
Friday, November 03, 2006
First Earthquake Experienced
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Wise Words
Monday, October 30, 2006
Heroes - 10/30
I do like how they are starting to answer questions and link things up, rather than just taking the Lost approach (asking more questions, never resolving anything).
What...they aren't her real parents?!?!?! Who knew.
BTW - I kicked the flu sqware in the nits. I'm back to feeling ok and will probably go to work tomorrow. Girard 1 Flu 0.
bleh...

I woke up this morning feeling like crap. I drank a lot of gatorade on sunday, so I thought it was just from overhydrating. I went to work and got through some big meeting that we were having, but didn't last past lunch. I went home and puked. I felt fine afterwards, but I passed out and when I woke up, I puked again.
If this happens a 3rd time, I'm going to urgent care and no, I didn't get my flu shot because every year that I get a flu shot, I get the flu.
I feel like crap.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
I know where I'll be at midnight on the 10th
Monday, October 23, 2006
Save the cheerleader....save the world
Sunday, October 22, 2006
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
SWEET!!

do you know what that is? If you have been to Europe, then you might know. It's a Kinderegg. It's an egg shaped, hollow chocolate piece. In the middle, encased in a plastic ball, is a toy. Usually it's some elaborate toy that has like a million working parts that is cool when finally built or sometimes it's a mini statue (like a smurf). I got the mini statue kind, it was a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde figurine.
I went to a place for lunch where I had a double bratwurst and some pommes frittes. This is probably the best place that I have been to since I left Germany. I may go back for some lebkuchen.
When you work for a game company...
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Drumroll please!
10 Top Gun (1986, Tom Cruise) - "I feel the need....the need for speed!" This is probably the tops on my list to watch immediately after installing a surround sound system. This movie is chocked full of action and great quotable lines. The characters are developed and the casting is good. Kelly McGillis is hot.
9 Usual Suspects (1995, Kevin Spacey) - "In English, please?" This movie has a great story and a twist ending. I will not ruin it here for those that haven't seen it yet. I loved the entire cast of this movie and it was a real joy to watch. You have to watch this a minimum of 3 times, I highly suggest the first two times be back to back.
8 Blazing Saddles (1974, Mel Brooks) - "Excuse me while I whip this out." I have my dad to thank for getting me to watch this film. There were several times during this movie that I thought I was going to die from laughter. There are sooo many un-politically correct jokes in this movie, it's freaking hilarious.
7 Hudson Hawk (1991, Bruce Willis) - "Long ago, the Duke of Milan commissioned a little known artist to erect a Mammoth statue of a horse. The time was 1481. The artist was Leonardo da Vinci. The guy on the donkey's just a guy on a donkey." I get so much crap for having this movie in my top 10. I absolutely love this movie. They keep track of time by singing songs, how freaking cool is that. So many good lines. "bunny...ball ball."
6 Varsity Blues (1999, Ron Lester) - "You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know." Growing up in Montana, I can relate to most of this stuff from high school. This is a feel good story and moves me emotionally. The montages are excellent as well, very stereotypical.
5 Transformers: The Movie (1986, Peter Cullen) - "They're in our way!" "Wrong, they're our way in!!" I remember watching this movie as a kid and it was bad back then because it had curse words in it. I absolutely love this soundtrack and play it often on my iPod. Stan Bush is the man.
4 Rounders (1998, Matt Damon) - "It hurts doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you." There was a point in my life when I was watching this movie at least 4 times a week. Generally accepted as THE poker movie. Lots of drama and great lines. I think the acting was excellent and a great story.
3 Ocean's Eleven (2001, George Clooney) - "Off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Boeski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever! " A great heist flick. Plenty of action and good lines. I think the casting was spot on and this movie made me think that the Bellagio could really be robbed.
2 My Blue Heaven (2001, Steve Martin) - "What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?" I'm surprised I don't have more Steve Martin movies on my top 100. I love this movie..a lot. It has a ton of quotable lines and the acting is great. The jokes are funny and the premise is solid. oh...you can unscrew a lightbulb.
......and the #1 movie on my top 100 list is....
1 The Fifth Element (1997, Bruce Willis) - "Give me the cash!" In my honest opinion, this is probably the best movie ever made. "Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife." This movie has everything that I look for in a great movie, one-liners, action, comedy, good acting, funny actors, good visuals. "What was that honey? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary. It must be green." Did I mention that this movie is infinitely quotable?
Well there you have it, my top 100 movies. The list is pinned to the inside of my cubicle wall (right next to Ackbar warning me about the situation) and every now and then someone will stop by and ask what it is and I tell them and we have a conversation about the list. It's good clean fun, you should try making a list.
Monday, October 16, 2006
Heroes - Week 4
The episode was good and probably one of the best so far. I'm really enjoying this show.
Movies 11-20
19 Armageddon (1998, Liv Tyler) - This is a feel good movie with great action and a fabulous soundtrack. There are a fair number of 1-liners as well.
18 Bull Durham (1988, Kevin Costner) - Probably the best baseball movie...EVAR!
17 Starship Troopers (1997, Casper Van Dien) - This movie is chocked full of action, nekkid scenes, more action, cool one liners, even more action. It's a shame this movie doesn't get more respect than it does.
16 Office Space (1999, Ron Livingston) - I lived this for about 6-8 months this year. It made me appreciate the movie that much more.
15 Star Wars (1977, Harrison Ford) - It's probably a crime that this isn't higher. This movie played an incredible role in my choice of careers.
14 Full Metal Jacket (1987, R. Lee Ermey) - "How tall are you son?"
13 Fast and the Furious (2001, Paul Walker) - I like to drive and I like to drive fast. I remember back in the day (end of high school) where we would do stupid things like drag race and things of that sort. I wish I could have been a stunt driver for this movie.
12 12 Monkeys (1995, Bruce Willis) - Marnie doesn't let me watch this more frequently than every 2 months or so. It gets the voices in my head all riled up.
11 GI JOE the Movie (1985, Peter Cullen) - Lots of action, good quotable lines and a full length movie of my favorite cartoon as a kid.
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Mets 1 - Cardinals 0
Vegas baby, Vegas
Movies 21-30
29 Bad Boys (1995, Will Smith) - Lots of action, great 1-liners and an absolutely awesome soundtrack. I also think that these guys are good actors, but that's just me.
28 Shawshank Redemption (1994, Tim Robbins) - "These walls are kind of funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, gets so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. They send you here for life, that's exactly what they take. The part that counts, anyways."
27 Beverly Hills Cop 2 (1987, Eddie Murphy) - I think this one is just that much better than the first. Better jokes, more action, funnier lines. I really enjoyed the first one and this one is above that. I also liked how they made references to the first one.
26 Back to School (1986, Rodney Dangerfield) - I'm a Dangerfield fan, but strangely Caddyshack didn't make it. I think this movie is hilarious and it has Journey music and that's nothing but a bonus for me.
25 Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000, Nicholas Cage) - This movie made me think that boosting cars was really that easy. There were numerous cool car chase scenes and a vast array of quality cars.
24 History of the World Part 1 (1998, Mel Brooks) - My biggest knock here is that they never made History of the World Part 2.
23 Demolition Man (1993, Sly Stallone) - My favorite genre is post apocolyptic. This movie has that, lots of action, good one liners, and Dennis Leary. I mean c'mon, who doesn't know how to use the three shells. What seems to be your boggle?
22 Strictly Ballroom (1992, Paul Mercurio) - I don't know if this movie counts as a musical, but it's here anyway. This movie had an amazing soundtrack and after each time I want it, I want to do nothing but dance.
21 The Rock (1996, Sean Connery) - "Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*ck the prom queen."
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Movies 31-40
39 Dukes of Hazzard (2005, Jessica Simpson) - Now, I'm going to let you in on a little secret, I watched the Dukes of Hazzard as a kid...A LOT. I absolutely loved the show. A couple years ago, Catherine Bach was at ComiCon and I thought he was still hot...older, but still hot. I laughed at this movie and I thought they did a pretty damn good casting job.
38 Jurassic Park (1993, Sam Neill) - Dinosaurs, a lot of them and they are life like. I don't think I need to say much more about this.
37 The Big Lebowski (1998, Jeff Bridges) - I solely blame Joe Alread for this.
36 Predator (1987, Ahnold) - Another Arnold action flick. There was a lot of cool hardware in this film and a lot of badasses. I mean Carl Weathers was supposed to be the pencil pushing desk jockey and he was still a badass. The Predator was a cool villain as well. Also, the one liners were abundant.
35 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975, Jack Nicholson) - "If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
34 Die Hard 2 (1990, Bruce Willis) - Did I mention that I absolutely love this series? There are so many quotable lines from this movie. Plenty of action and cool explosions.
33 Empire Strikes Back (1980, Frank Oz) - Holy Crap, Vader is his father?!?!?!?!?!
32 Ferris Buehler's Day Off (1986, Matthew Broderick) - "Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second."
31 Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981, Harrison Ford) - Another series of movies that I thoroughly enjoy. This is another movie that is pretty quotable. Harrison Ford is a good actor.
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Movies 41-50
49 Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982, Burt Reynolds) - I remember watching this as a kid and then when I found out that Marnie liked Dolly Parton it was one of the things we had in common when we first met. This is another musical on my movie list, I don't know what that means. I enjoy singing along to these songs, especially when Marnie and I do our rendition of Sneaking Around.
48 Conan the Destroyer (1984, Ahnold) - I liked this one better than the Barbarian. I thought there was more action and I was vested in the characters more. When I was younger, I was scared of the horned demon.
47 Major League (1989, Charlie Sheen) - A fun and fanciful baseball movie. The only thing that would have made this movie better was if it was about the Mets.
46 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989, Harrison Ford) - "It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them."
45 The Karate Kid (1984, Ralph Macchio) - C'mon, who didn't want to be Daniel LaRusso.
44 Spaceballs (1987, Mel Brooks) - I heard they made a spoof based on Spaceballs and they got Harrison Ford to comprise Bill Pulman's role.
43 Ghostbusters (1984, Bill Murray) - The first movie I can remember where I made sure I had the wide screen version.
42 Weekend at Bernies (1989, Andrew McCarthy) - This could probably be lower, but I find this movie hilarious, especially with the way they try to prop him up and make him look alive.
41 Rambo - First Blood Part II (1985, Sly Stallone) - A great action flick. Stuff blows up. He beats have the Vietcon with a compound bow and a hunting knife. John J Rambo is a badass.
Monday, October 09, 2006
Heroes - Week 3
My Theories -
- I think that Sylar's powers come from the people he kills. His power is to absorb their powers.
- I think that Sylar and the black guy in the bar are one in the same.
- The girl with the son of the scientist is in cahoots with Sylar.
I think I'm hooked for the long haul. I will tell you that I will be disappointed if these people are actually the bad guys and Sylar is the good guy trying to keep them away from NY because they are responsible for the nuclear attack. But that is very glass is half empty of me...which seems to be an overriding theme for me lately.
Love/Hate - 10/9/06
HATE -
I hate the perforated open mechanism on the shells and cheese box. They tell you to push thumb in there and it'll make the box easier to open. In my experience, I have only found that "added feature" only to cause me more thumb pain than to actually get the box open any easier.
LOVE -
When you talk to someone about something random, and then at the end of the message they comment how they like a recent (group of) posts on your blog. Sometimes I worry that no one reads my blog anymore, especially considering there is some animosity from a couple of my former co-workers from the Company. I consider them friends, but evidently they don't share the same thoughts.
Movies 51-60
59 A Night at the Roxbury (1998, Chris Katan) - This movie used to be in my top 10, but since I have seen some pretty good movies so this has slipped a bunch. It's still on my top 100, I just don't think it warrants being put higher. And who do you think it was....Emilio Estevez, the Mighty Duck Man.
58 Total Recall (1990, Ahnold) - This movie was a bit confusing, but it was a great SciFi flick. Get yo ass too Maws.
57 Color of Money (1986, Paul Newman) - Everything I ever needed to know about hustling, I learned from this movie and White Men Can't Jump. I'm a better man because of it too.
56 Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (2004, John Cho) - I thought this movie was going to be stupid. It was stupid...and AMAZING at the same time. I mean c'mon, it's got Doogie Howser in it, how it could it not be amazing.
55 Blade (1998, Wesley Snipes) - I thought this movie was amazing before I learned it was a comic book. Lots of cool gadgets, gross scenes and cool flex scenes. I am a fan of the whole series.
54 Big Trouble in Little China (1986, Kurt Russell) - "Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes.""
53 Goonies (1985, Sean Astin) - I would tell you why I like this movie, but first you have to do the Truffle Shuffle.
52 Commando (1985, Ahnold) - Another blow 'em up type movie that I enjoy. Did you see the arsenal that he's carrying on his back when he hits the island? Totally could happen in real life too.
51 Robocop (1987, Peter Weller) - "Dead or alive, you're coming with me! "
Friday, October 06, 2006
Movies 61-70
69 Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989, Keanu Reeves) - "69 dudes!"
68 Rocky (1976, Sylvester Stallone) - The only Rocky movie to make my list. I liked this one over the other ones the most. "Adrian!"
67 Beverly Hills Cop (1984, Eddie Murphy) - I really like this whole trilogy. Eddie Murphy is a funny mofo and there was a whole lot of good acting in this flick.
66 Back to the Future II (1989, Michael J. Fox) - This is the only BTF on my list. I liked this one better than the other 2 because I like futuristicy type movies. Plus, how could you not understand the alternate 1985.
65 Men in Black (1997, Will Smith) - Good clean fun. Cool gadgets, good one-liners, good soundtrack. This movie is just fun.
64 Se7en (1995, Brad Pitt) - "Tell me what's in the box!!!"
63 Mallrats (1995, Kevin Smith) - "What, like in the back seat of a Volkswagon?"
62 Fellowship of the Ring (2001, elijah wood) - The only lord of the rings movie on my list. I enjoyed this one more than the other 2. I guess I'm just not as big of a Tolken fan as some.
61 Independence Day (1996, Bill Pullman) - This movie should probably be higher. I think this is one of two movies that I have cried at. The speech is just that moving. The rest of the movie is well done as well. Plenty of one-liners, storylines that suck you in, futuristicy cool stuff. It has it all.
Thursday, October 05, 2006
My Movies - 80-71
79 Moulin Rouge (2001, Ewan McGregor) - Another musical. This had a lot of good tunes and the acting was good IMO.
78 Star Trek: Generations (1992, William Shatner) - The two best Starfleet captains in one movie? How could this not be your favorite Trek movie of all time? Denny Crane!
77 American Pie (1999, Jason Biggs) - A fun flick that "went there". The pie screwing scene is still a classic.
76 Coming to America (1988, Eddie Murphy) - Where else would you look for a bride for a prince than in Queens. This movie was very funny.
75 Die Hard (1988, Bruce Willis) - I could argue that this is the best action flick ever. Not the one I enjoyed the most, but pretty much the best ever. Catchy one liners, many explosions, it has it all.
74 Clerks (1994, Kevin Smith) - ....in a row?
73 Return of the Jedi (1983, Ewoks) - The 3rd movie in the classic trilogy and the lowest ranked. There has already been a lot said about Star Wars.
72 WarGames (1983, Ally Sheedy) - A better "computer" movie than Hackers in my opinion. Would you like to play a game?
71 Mission Impossible (1996, Tom Cruise) - I don't share the same hatred for Tom Cruise as others do, I think he gave a good acting performance. It was a good action/mystery movie and I like the property.
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
My Movies - 90-81
89 Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975, Tim Curry) - Ok, I lied, I have a few 70s movies. Again, another "musical". I like this movie for several reasons, none include me liking to where women's clothing. I was able to see this on the big screen and I did have my bag of goodies.
88 Con Air (1997, Nicholas Cage) - An action flick that I enjoy. Has a lot of big names in it and I feel that each actor plays their character well...right down to O'brien.
87 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005, Mos Def) - I would write here why I liked the movie, but you probably wouldn't care anyway.
86 Mr. Baseball (1992, Tom Selleck) - This is probably the single biggest reason why I call people "chief".
85 Cruel Intentions (1999, Sarah Michelle Gellar) - This movie is twisted in a naughty, voyeur way. Also, my first viewing of a big screen girl/girl kiss. That's hot!
84 Dogma (1999, Kevin Smith) - I'm not even religious and I enjoyed this movie. Renewed my fondness for Candygirl by New Edition. I try to request that everytime I go to a strip club.
83 Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974, Gunnar Hansen) - I have a problem with scary movies. I have since started to break that fear, this was the first big step I took in my adult life. I would like to thank Evan and Kyle for that.
82 Beetlejuice (1988, Michael Keaton) - "Don't mind her. She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister."
81 Rush Hour (1998, Chris Tucker) - Probably Chris Tucker's breakout movie (I don't count Friday). Lots and lots of great one-liners. "Do you understand the words that are commin' out of my mouth?"
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
And...we're off
99 Roll Bounce (2005, Bow Wow) - I know what you are thinking, but if you know me, you know that I like up tempo/dance music. This movie is chocked full of it and it has a story that makes you feel. I really wanted to strap on a pair of rollerskates after this movie. Not blades....skates.
98 A View to a Kill (1985, Roger Moore) - This has fallen a couple spots on my top 100. This is the first Bond film that I saw and I have enjoyed it ever since. I think Christopher Walken is a pimp.
97 The Running Man (1987, Arnold Schwarzenegger) - I have quite a few Arnold movies on my top 100 list. I also love post-apocolyptic stories. This fits into both categories. Some say this is too close to Total Recall. I think they are pretty different, I mean c'mon, one of them takes place on Mars!
96 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - The Movie (1990, the Turtles) - I was a big fan of the Turtles back in the day. I remember, back when I was younger, they closed down the BX to stock for the christmas rush. I was with my mom and we were shopping for christmas, but so were a bunch of other people. When the doors opened, I rushed and got 2 big stuffed Turtles (which were a hot item that year). The other ladies that were looking for them weren't very happy that I snagged 2.
95 Romeo + Juliet (1996, Leonardo DiCaprio) - This came out the year that I graduated from high school. I am a fan of the style that this movie was done in.
94 Alien³ (1992, Sigourney Weaver) - Most people didn't like this one. I think Charles Dutton did a good job and despite it being a narrow place to shoot a movie (prison planet) I thought they did a good job.
93 S.W.A.T. (2003, Collin Farrell) - I like Collin and Samuel L. Jackson. Both were good actors in this movie and I was a fan of the action.
92 Wild Wild West (1999, Will Smith) - Cool gadgets + Will Smith + Kenneth Branagh + half naked Salma Hayek = a fun little movie that I enjoy watching.
91 Forrest Gump (1994, Tom Hanks) - I liked the traveling through history and the story being told was interesting to me. I think Tom Hanks did a good job and the explanation of some of the cool little things (like the smiley face t-shirt) are neat.
This is the first installment, hope you had fun.
Monday, October 02, 2006
Heroes
The show is pretty amazing. I didn't see last week's episode, but I have the same feelings the first time I saw my first episode of Alias and 24.
That is my official review and more detailed (read: spoiler) comments in comments.
Updated Movie List
Today we are going to start with the ones that didn't quite make the top 100 list (either not making it straight up or were on it and got knocked off).
- Back to the Future - This movie was pretty high on my list and it has fallen off. I haven't seen it for awhile and I guess I just lost my love for it.
- Star Trek: First Contact - This was my favorite Star Trek Movie until I started watching all of them for my previous job. Don't get me wrong, I still enjoy this movie, but not enough to beat out 100 other movies that I like. There is still a single Star Trek movie on my list.
- The Wizard of Oz - This is an older movie and sometimes I have issues watching older movies. Maybe they seem to drag to me or maybe they aren't as "up to date" for me. This one previously held a spot because I was in a theatrical portrayal of this movie...I played the Tin Man. Some people may find humor in that.
- Walking Tall/The Rundown - I have watched these movies a couple times recently and have enjoyed them. The probably should be on my top 100 list, but I couldn't justify them beating anything else out. The Rock isn't a terrible actor and the action sequences are pretty cool (especially the club scene in the Rundown).
- Swingers - A cult classic that almost made it. This one didn't fair as well as the Big Lebowski did, which has since moved up on my list.
- Episode I/II/III - I liked these movies. I looked past what other people thought were flaws and enjoyed the movies for what I thought they were. An updated/modernized versions of classics that had to appeal to a younger crowd to get them interested in the property. That being said, they still didn't crack the top 100 unfortunately, Episode I was close.
Tomorrow - we start with the updated list.
WSOP
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I can't take credit for it, it was from a friend of mine. But it was still funny nonetheless.














