for my buddy who needs to pass the Bahr

A high school senior goes into a counselor's office and says "I need to get going and apply for some colleges".

The counselor says," Well where do you want to go?"

The kid says, "Well, how about BYU?"

The counselor asks,"Well are you mormon?" The kid shakes his head and the counselor says,"Well that will be tough, is there another school?"

The kid says, "Well, how about Notre Dame?"

The counselor asks, "Well are you catholic?" The kid shakes his head and the counselor says, "Well that will be tough kid, real tough."

The kid mutters, "Son of a bitch"

The counselor pipes up and says, "If you can prove that, we can get you into the ASU School of Law!"