Tuesday, June 07, 2005

It Figures

Satan

You scored 75% Pride, 80% Envy, 95% Ambition, and 87% Deceitfulness!


You are Satan, the consummate villain, and the ascendant figure in the unholy trinity. Throughout history you have been called The Serpent, The Accuser, The Devil, Lucifer, The Prince of the Power of the Air, and The Dragon, among other things. Your “compatriots” in the unholy trinity, the Antichrist and the False Prophet, are merely pawns in your futile struggle with God. Though, they probably don’t know this. This is because you are a master of deception; indeed the Bible calls you “The Father of All Lies”. You are also very ambitious, and you strive to be in positions of the utmost authority. Unfortunately, it was impossible for you to obtain the highest title in heaven and this is part of the reason why you decided to leave. Of course, you couldn’t just leave by yourself, so you managed to use your deceptive abilities to get one third of the angels in heaven to join with you in revolt. God put down the rebellion and kicked you out of heaven. To most people, it would seem foolish to start a war against God, but pride can sometimes cause people to do foolish things. In heaven, you were the most beautiful and powerful of all angels and you were well aware of this. Unfortunately, you let your pride consume you and your passions led you down the road to perdition. After you were expelled from heaven, you let another one of your attributes consume you—envy. You knew that you could never defeat God, but you could attempt to destroy humanity, his most beloved creation. Your goal is to bring as much of humanity as possible to suffer in Hell with you. Fortunately for you, but unfortunately for the rest of us, you’ve been endowed with all of the attributes necessary (deceptiveness, confidence, ruthlessness, and ambition) to do a terribly good job at this.







My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender
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You scored higher than 90%
on Pride






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You scored higher than 93%
on Envy






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You scored higher than 95%
on Ambition






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You scored higher than 97%
on Deceitfulness




Link: The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test written by MetalliScats on Ok Cupid

3 comments:

thisismarcus said...

I'm Goliath (and there weren't even any Qs about height).

You are a gentle hero to your countrymen (i.e. your friends, family, social groups), but a despised villain to people outside of these groups. This is probably due to your arrogance and open hostility. In fact, you are very well known for your directness and your “mean what you say, say what you mean” attitude.

Jason said...

Damn, Girard, you don't go for that half-assed villainy, do you?

TheGirard said...

It's a good thing this doesn't show up on a job application.